Sittin’ home on a Saturday night
I can’t believe she called me
I’ve beening waitin’ for my whole life

and now she’s dead
Betty Sue..is dead!
Betty Sue…

I’ve got nothin’ better to do
Sittin’ home on a Saturday night
then to sit here and play with myself

Betty Sue…is dead!
now that she’s dead
Betty Sue…

(speaking)This song is about my girlfriend from 1953.
her except for me.
She was the hottest girl in town. But nobody liked
there’s no such thing as a bi-sexual in 1953!

She was bi-sexual…bi-sexual (no way) bi-sexual (heh wow)
there’s no such thing as a bi-sexual in 1953!
(say that again)
She died yesterday (oh..oh) in a car wreck (oh..oh)

She died yesterday (oh..oh) in a car wreck (oh..oh)
looking at her playboy..and now she’s dead!
a large price to pay to be a pervert

Betty Sue…

Betty Sue…is dead!
…to be a pervert!

Betty Sue is dead.
Betty Sue…is dead!